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Tuesday, December 24, 2019

CHRISTMAS CAPSULES: Holiday Heist (2019)

Director: Roger M. Bobb
Writer(s): Angela Burt-Murray
Starring: Chaley Rose, Tobias Truvillion, Phillip Edward Van Lear, and Lucien Cambric


It’s that time of the year again: time for a black Christmas movie! We were sorely let down by our last couple White Christmases, so we figured it was time to settle in and see what the “other race” had to offer.

As with any low-budget Christmas movie, we weren’t expecting much--expectations that somehow dwindled even further down once we saw that familiar MarVista logo (which I think has been updated!) invading our television screen. They stayed somewhere around “zero” when we first met our heroine: a stuck-up looking worker at a family-owned jewelry store who looked every bit as dry as she did boring. Here comes another personality-less drone of a character, in probably yet another personality-less drone of a movie, I thought to myself.

My, what a wonderful surprise this one turned out to be! It still fulfills the requirements of all holiday movies: namely, that almost everything about it has to be awful: and that starts with the plot, which finds an ex-con freshly released from jail, Devin, being forced against his will to continue with his previous, shady lifestyle by Poncho (what intimidating person names themselves after a lightweight rain jacket?!), a drug kingpin who feels our leading man still owes him some favors. Poncho assigns Devin to infiltrate and rob a local jewelry shop, because that seems like the type of target underworld gangs tend to focus on.

Of course, our pal Devin falls for the “stuck-up looking lady” from the original scene, aptly named Jade (and played by Chaley Rose, who you may recognize from “Nashville”), and whose family owns the jewelry shop (of course) that he's being forced to infiltrate. And infiltrate he does, by getting a job there, allowing him to get in good with the rest of Jade's family. Whoa, can't see where this is headed! Could he possibly be torn between his love for Jade, and the shady job he's pretty much being forced to do? (Which he can’t just come clean and explain to her in advance, because, you know...logic.) Once his shady past comes out, as we all know it has to do, will she forgive him? Or let a case of miscommunication deter her from the man that could very well be the love of her life? And what about her current boyfriend, who happens to be a cop, and who starts trying to dig up dirt on Devin? 

As expected, this one can’t (or doesn’t want to) avoid all the clichés of the dozens and dozens of Christmas tales before it, so of course there has to be a lack of communication leading to a blow-up fight, and the aforementioned cop boyfriend who suddenly turns evil, just so we can cheer for him to get kicked to the curb. Aside from one of Jade's friends, who is occasionally funny as the “loud black woman” stereotype, much of the story is also played straight, which treads dangerous waters for these types of movies, considering you can never take them too seriously.

But the cast is likable enough, and the two leads have enough chemistry, to carry the tired, poorly-written story over the finish line. It's nowhere near a “classic” in any sense of the term, but it's above-average enough to be a valid time-waster for those looking for a bit of uplifting holiday schmaltz.

RATING: 6/10

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