Starring:
Jennifer Hetrick as The Captain
Kathleen Wilhoite as Paula
Sean Astin as Taylor
Wil Wheaton as Bryan
Deborah Carlisle as The Computer (voice)
Maureen Teefy as Chrome
Written by: Kevin Rock, based on the "Weird Science" comic books, by William M. Gaines
Directed by: Sean Astin
It has been roughly three months since I last viewed an episode of “Perversions of Science”, and much like the series I reviewed before this one (“Cop Rock”) part of the delay is simply because it's a terrible show. With “Perversions”, I at least knew that beforehand, having watched a few episodes when I was a youngster, but I didn't remember just how bad it was...the writing lacks subtlety, while each episode's budget appears to be the same price it'll cost you to get a candy bar out of a shopping mall vending machine. These are the main reasons it was a deserving failure back in its day; today it's probably gotten even worse.
“Snap Ending”, however, bucks that trend. This is completely unexpected, considering it is also the shortest episode yet (subtracting the long credits sequence, and “Chrome” introduction and wrap-ups, it clocks in around a mere twenty minutes), giving it even less time for plot and character development. But it makes wise use of that time by thrusting us into a situation where such things aren't necessary—an emergency situation aboard a spaceship.
Taylor (Sean Astin, who also directed the episode) is an astronaut stuck, quite literally, in a malfunctioning airlock door; it's opening and shutting on his “umbilical cord”, the long cable that delivers his oxygen to him. Each time the heavy, metallic door shuts, it shreds the cord even more, meaning it's only a matter of time until it is destroyed, and he will not be able to breathe. To make matters worse, the arm of his spacesuit is also caught on a random hook inside the ship—if that gets ripped, he also faces a sure death.
The other crew respond to the emergency: They consist of a woman known only as The Captain (Jennifer Hetrick), Paula (Kathleen Wilhoite; the second time I've seen her in something in just as many days (she was also in "Cop Rock")), and Bryan (Wil Wheaton). After a bit of panic, Bryan makes the rash decision to try to override the airlock chamber with oxygen, which would give Taylor a way to breathe. But time is limited, and when the override system fails, that spells the end for poor Taylor, whose head explodes inside his mask (always a favorite way for filmmakers to kill off astronauts).
After a bit of bickering (Paula wants to know why Bryan was unable to override the system, while Bryan sees this as an accusation), the trio faces an even more alarming problem: the ship's warning system kicks in, informing them there is a virus on board. If the virus is not contained within twenty minutes, the spaceship will self-destruct. The Captain tries putting the whole ship on lockdown, which would essentially quarantine the remaining crew in the flight deck until the ship can land, but that request is overridden by the on-board software...which means the threat is right in there with them.
It has been roughly three months since I last viewed an episode of “Perversions of Science”, and much like the series I reviewed before this one (“Cop Rock”) part of the delay is simply because it's a terrible show. With “Perversions”, I at least knew that beforehand, having watched a few episodes when I was a youngster, but I didn't remember just how bad it was...the writing lacks subtlety, while each episode's budget appears to be the same price it'll cost you to get a candy bar out of a shopping mall vending machine. These are the main reasons it was a deserving failure back in its day; today it's probably gotten even worse.
“Snap Ending”, however, bucks that trend. This is completely unexpected, considering it is also the shortest episode yet (subtracting the long credits sequence, and “Chrome” introduction and wrap-ups, it clocks in around a mere twenty minutes), giving it even less time for plot and character development. But it makes wise use of that time by thrusting us into a situation where such things aren't necessary—an emergency situation aboard a spaceship.
Taylor (Sean Astin, who also directed the episode) is an astronaut stuck, quite literally, in a malfunctioning airlock door; it's opening and shutting on his “umbilical cord”, the long cable that delivers his oxygen to him. Each time the heavy, metallic door shuts, it shreds the cord even more, meaning it's only a matter of time until it is destroyed, and he will not be able to breathe. To make matters worse, the arm of his spacesuit is also caught on a random hook inside the ship—if that gets ripped, he also faces a sure death.
The other crew respond to the emergency: They consist of a woman known only as The Captain (Jennifer Hetrick), Paula (Kathleen Wilhoite; the second time I've seen her in something in just as many days (she was also in "Cop Rock")), and Bryan (Wil Wheaton). After a bit of panic, Bryan makes the rash decision to try to override the airlock chamber with oxygen, which would give Taylor a way to breathe. But time is limited, and when the override system fails, that spells the end for poor Taylor, whose head explodes inside his mask (always a favorite way for filmmakers to kill off astronauts).
After a bit of bickering (Paula wants to know why Bryan was unable to override the system, while Bryan sees this as an accusation), the trio faces an even more alarming problem: the ship's warning system kicks in, informing them there is a virus on board. If the virus is not contained within twenty minutes, the spaceship will self-destruct. The Captain tries putting the whole ship on lockdown, which would essentially quarantine the remaining crew in the flight deck until the ship can land, but that request is overridden by the on-board software...which means the threat is right in there with them.
More accusations spread. Didn't Taylor have a virus, and wasn't Paula sleeping with him? Paula insists all he had was the flu, but no medical report was filled out for it. Bryan has a gun, ready to deal with any situation so that he can get out alive. Paula does that stupid thing people do only in movies, and tells him he doesn't have the guts to kill her. From there, tension spreads until he has killed both of his fellow crewmembers, sending their bodies out of the airlock, which now seems to work all of a sudden. But when that fails to fix the problem, he's faced with the idea that he's the one containing the virus...
As with all the episodes in this series, there is a final “twist” to the ending, something that we've pretty much come to expect, but it's one of the better ones in the series, and fairly believable within the context of the story. After the big reveal, there are a couple of terrible computer-generated space effects at the end, but not even they are bad enough to dismantle what the rest of the show is able to accomplish. The introduction is legitimately intense, with the crewmembers racing against time to save a nervous Taylor, while the effects (until the end, anyway) are better than usual, and wisely kept to a bare minimum. This is exactly what the show needed more of to succeed: a solid story that could be told quickly and as cheaply as possible.
Unfortunately, that was a concept lost on everyone at the time.
EPISODE RATING: 7/10
As with all the episodes in this series, there is a final “twist” to the ending, something that we've pretty much come to expect, but it's one of the better ones in the series, and fairly believable within the context of the story. After the big reveal, there are a couple of terrible computer-generated space effects at the end, but not even they are bad enough to dismantle what the rest of the show is able to accomplish. The introduction is legitimately intense, with the crewmembers racing against time to save a nervous Taylor, while the effects (until the end, anyway) are better than usual, and wisely kept to a bare minimum. This is exactly what the show needed more of to succeed: a solid story that could be told quickly and as cheaply as possible.
Unfortunately, that was a concept lost on everyone at the time.
EPISODE RATING: 7/10
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